First NFL Game in Brazil Predictions

3-3 on NFL in 24/25 down 0.08 units.

Why did nobody tell me Isiah Likely would be better than Mark Andrews? That would have been nice to know. Lamar TD will hit this year as much as they ran him, but missed last night. Anyway, onto Friday Night’s matchup. Have the Eagles found a WR3 or fixed their secondary? IDK, but they will need to if they want to win the Super Bowl.

Parlay for 1 unit to win 6.8 units with DK boost: Packers +0.5 first Q, Packers over 19.5 points, Jaire Alexander Assist, Darius Slay assist. These athletic dudes can be flying around assisting like Neymar pre french league farmers fucking his legs up.

Jordan Love over 10.5 rushing yards +125 boosted to +188 for 3 units. Hit the first 3 games of last season. Run it back baby..

Josh Jacobs Anytime TD Scorer +110 for 3 units.

Also have my no sweat from Mark Andrews not getting a TD that I lived bet on Lamar Jackson’s rushing yards after his fumble last night. It hit almost before halftime, but hit nonetheless. Won’t count for my record cause not on the website, but I am up on NFL I swear! Haha good luck this weekend. Going to a 49 Winchester Country Concert tonight, so hopefully won’t be too hungover to write about NFL WEEK 1 SUNDAY REDZONE OCTOBOX AHHHHHHH EVERY TOUCHDOWN HOPEFULLY THE PANTHERS GET SOME OF THOSE TOUCHDOWNS JETAVION SANDERS IS STARTING TE AND GONNA BE A BEAST

Will the Ravens Continue to be the Cowboys of the AFC?

Lamar and the Ravens can take a step towards home-field advantage in the playoffs and LaMVP if they win against Mahomes and the Chiefs tonight.

69-58-5 on the NFL season (2018/19) up 26.36 units

46-49 on the NFL 2019/20 season up 27.97 units

9-6 on the NFL in 2020/21 up 9.14 units

0-0 on the NFL in 2021/22 up 00.00 units

1-2 on the NFL in 2022/23 down 3.14 units

8-5 on NFL in 23/24 up 6.21 units.

0-0 in 2024 so far. Opening Night lets get it!

Isiah Pacheco over 15 Receiving yards for 1 unit at -110.

Lamar Jackson TD +235 for 1 unit.

Under 47 points at -104 boosted to +144 for 3 units.

Mark Andrews TD +150 for 3 units no sweat bet.

Derrick Henry or Travis Kelce to score TD boosted from -330 to +100 for 3 units.

2024/25 NFL Preseason Power Rankings

69-58-5 on the NFL season (2018/19) up 26.36 units

46-49 on the NFL 2019/20 season up 27.97 units

9-6 on the NFL in 2020/21 up 9.14 units

0-0 on the NFL in 2021/22 up 00.00 units

1-2 on the NFL in 2022/23 down 3.15 units

8-5 on NFL 23/24 season up 6.21 units

I have bet with my heart the past couple years and played the Panthers season win totals over. It has not hit. I will not bet it this year, so it will hit. Watch out! Panthers might get 6 wins!

1. Ravens Last Season: 13-4 Lost in AFC title – Prediction for this season [13-4]

2. 49ers Last Season: 12-5 Lost in Super Bowl – Prediction [13-4]

3. Chiefs Last Season: 11-6 Super Bowl Champs – Prediction for this season [12-5]

4. Eagles Last Season: 11-6 Lost in Wild Card Weekend – Prediction [13-4]

5. Texans Last Season: 10-7 Lost in Divisional Round – Prediction [12-5]

6. Lions Last Season: 12-5 Lost in NFC title – Prediction [11-6]

7. Packers Last Season: 9-8 Lost in Divisional Round – Prediction [11-6]

8. Bills Last Season: 11-6 Lost in Divisional Round – Prediction [11-6]

9. Cowboys Last Season: 12-5 Lost in Wild Card – Prediction [11-6]

10. Browns Last Season: 11-6 Lost in Wild Card – Prediction [10-7]

11. Steelers Last Season: 10-7 Lost in Wild Card – Prediction [10-7]

12. Bengals Last Season: 9-8 No Playoffs – Prediction [10-7]

13. Dolphins Last Season: 11-6 Lost in Wild Card – Prediction [9-8]

14. Rams Last Season: 10-7 Lost in Wild Card – Prediction [9-8]

15. Colts Last Season: 9-8 No Playoffs – Prediction [9-8]

16. Jaguars Last Season: 9-8 No Playoffs – Prediction [9-8]

17. Saints Last Season 9-8 No Playoffs – Prediction [9-8]

18. Chargers Last Season 5-12 No Playoffs – Prediction [9-8]

19. Bears Last Season 7-10 No Playoffs – Prediction [8-9]

20. Jets Last Season 7-10 No Playoffs – Prediction [8-9]

21. Titans Last Season 6-11 No Playoffs – Prediction [8-9]

22. Falcons Last Season 7-10 No Playoffs – Prediction [7-10]

23. Cardinals Last Season 4-13 No Playoffs – Prediction [7-10]

24. Panthers Last Season 2-15 No Playoffs – Prediction [7-10]

25. Commanders Last Season 4-13 No Playoffs – Prediction [6-11]

26. Seahawks 9-8 No Playoffs – Prediction [6-11]

27. Raiders Last Season 8-9 No Playoffs – Prediction [4-13]

28. Broncos Last Season 8-9 No Playoffs – Prediction [4-13]

29. Vikings Last Season 7-10 No Playoffs – Prediction [4-13]

30. Giants Last Season 6-11 Prediction [4-13]

31. Buccaneers Last Season 9-8 Prediction [4-13]

32. Patriots Last Season 4-13 Prediction [4-13]