FOOTBALL IS ALLLL THE WAY BACK! Lotta Units on the table

69-58-5 on the NFL season (2018/19) up 26.36 units

46-49 on the NFL 2019/20 season up 27.97 units

71-52 on College Football in 2018 up 53.33 units

42-36-2 on College Football in 2019 up 22.84 units

0-0 on the NFL this season

0-0 on College Football this season

I’m gonna count the parlays that include NFL and College in the both records. I have been seeing the board well so far in football this year… just haven’t had the time to write. Just set up a projector in my living room to watch my Panthers and fantasy team lose on the 160 inch screen. Cam Newton on the Patriots, Luke retiring, and CMC being injured is almost too much to handle, but long blonde Trevor is a nice carrot at the end of the 0-16 stick. UNC and VCU can’t lose in football this weekend at least… onto the plays. Full throttle.

Buccaneers -6 at -110 for 6 units. Broncos suck. Tampa Bay has had a great running defense for about 2 years now. If Jeff Driskel keeps it within a touchdown… I’m okay with losing money on that. Dre’Mont Jones, Courtland Sutton, Von Miller, and others are out. Lindsay is doubtful. Melvin Gordon is about all Denver has on offense. Rob Gronkowski has been quiet this season, but I could see him spiking a ball this weekend. Shaq B playing against his former team. Tampa’s run defense and big play wideouts get them the win.

Falcons -3.5 at -110 for 1 unit.

Falcons ML at -190 for 3 units. Must win for Atlanta. Chicago is a fake 2-0. Falcons would be favored by 8 if these coin flip games went the opposite ways for both teams. Mitch Trubisky has been a pleasant surprise, but the Falcons will outscore the Bears.

Colts/Buccaneers/Miami Canes Parlay risking 5 units to 4.98 units. Florida State has no discipline startin from the head coach down. Mike Norvell has COVID. He is zoom coachin. How the F does that work.

Tennessee at -170 for 4 units. The Volunteers just have a better roster. I’m not convinced either South Carolina QB is that great. Javon Kinlaw is a BIG loss.

Alabama -27 at -110 for 4 units. Had this line at 34. I’ll take the “free” touchdown.

Georgia -26 at -110 for 4 units. Arkansas has Georgia’s old o-line coach and that is about it. UGA is one of the most talented teams in college football and that should be on display tomorrow. UGA’s defense returns their top 8 tacklers. The Razorbacks will struggle to score. Arkansas was one of the worst teams in the SEC against the run last year. That won’t change in Week 1 of this year.

Texas A&M -30.5 for 6 units. Just taking 3 of the top 4 SEC teams to win by large numbers. Bama, Georgia, and TAMU all will roll in Week 1.

Mississippi State +16.5 at -110 for 4 units. LSU is losing a lot. They will still have a great secondary, some hog mollies on the line, and a great coach. Go Tigers! 16.5 is just too much with all their roster turnover. They are goin to get every team’s best shot this year. Mike Leach has an all-time twitter. KJ Costello is a smooth California kid that should be able to lead State to some points.

Virginia Tech -7 for 4 units. NC State can’t cover two weeks in a row. It is against their religion. Blacksburg at night is not an easy place to play. VT has outrecruited State for like 3 years now. VT is returning a good amount of players. “Back the Pack” one of NC State’s blogs has the Pack losing 33-30. If they don’t believe in themselves…

Colts/Buccaneers/Miami/Virginia Tech ML Parlay risking 6 units to win 9.5 units. J. Cole’s ATM comes to mind when I placed this parlay. COUNT IT UP!! Winning some apples and pears on this one.

I’m Back

I know all 7 of my readers missed me greatly. I have not written an article for 25 days, which is the longest I have gone since I started this website a couple of years ago. Corona will do that to ya. I have had dreams about betting on the Raptors/Nationals in the playoffs and all the money I won last year. I will find more angles. A global pandemic can stop a lot, but it can’t stop me from being a degenerate. I just took a little hiatus. Let’s get back to winning money. Mini retirements are good. Winning money is better.

Super Bowl LIV Predictions – Thank You For Reading This Season

69-58-5 on the NFL last season (2018/19) up 26.36 units

46-49 on the NFL this season up 27.97 units

It has been a fun year in the NFL. From Andrew Luck retiring to Antonio ” No more white women” Brown going crazy to Lamar Jackson’s madden juke abilities to the Browns Brawl. It has been eventful. Here’s to the Patriots not being in the Super Bowl! Real Shame.

My goal was to be up 30 units on the season so I could take a nice little vacation. Well, I am close! Thanks for followin this year. I hope I helped your account as much or more as my own.

My Panthers tanked (prolly inadvertently) better than my Hornets ever have this season. I have been studying mock drafts like it is my job. It is looking like the 7th spot is a good place to be. I will cover all that at a later date..

Now it is Super Bowl Time. Some of my favorite prop bets that I am not betting are:

“over/under 17.5 weeks for the Puppy Bowl MVP” –

“Andy Reid to eat a cheeseburger before the end of the Super Bowl broadcast”

And last but not least..

“Will Mike Vick Tweet about the Puppy Bowl”

Now for the ones I am betting:

Will there be offsetting penalties called? Yes at +170 for 2 units.

49ers will have more first downs at -105 for 4 units.

Demi Lovato National Anthem over 1 minute and 55 seconds at -220 for 5 units.

How many songs during the halftime show? Over 8 at -245 for 10 units.

Your welcome for these winners. I hope you all have a safe Super Bowl with a lot of alcohol and food.


NFL AFC Championship Prediction

69-58-5 on the NFL last season (2018/19) up 26.36 units

45-49 on the NFL this season up 22.37 units

Chiefs -7 at -125 for 7 units. Chiefs defense is better than people think. Mahomes, Kelce, and Hill will outscore Derrick Henry and the Titans. Chiefs average over 37 points in the playoffs with Mahomes. Titans are hot, but the Chiefs have the longest win streak in the league at 7 games. Chiefs had some uncharacteristic drops on 3rd downs and a muffed punt before they came back down 24-0 to the Texans. KC will have a better start this week and keep scoring. I do think the Titans will move the ball, but KC will find the endzone more often. Tyreek Hill will have a good game.

I am not betting against Aaron Rodgers and the refs, but I do like the 49ers. Their run game will cause a lot of problems for Green Bay.

College Football Championship Predictions

71-52 on College Football in 2018 up 53.33 units

41-34-2 on College Football in 2019 up 26.64 units

It has been a fun college football season. Went to 5 college football games this season. Seeing Dook throw an interception to end the game in Chapel Hill against UNC was prolly my favorite. Sam Howell is awesome.

Trevor Lawrence and Joe Burrow will put on a show tonight. I am excited.

First Turnover – Fumble at +120 for 6 units. Two great Qbs here. They have only thrown 14 interceptions combined on the season. Both teams have 5 fumbles this year. Two great defenses here. I could see a wideout fighting for extra yards and the ball being knocked loose.

Clemson First Downs +1.5 at -110 for 6 units. LSU has slaughtered teams in this stat this season. Alabama was 7 first downs behind them. I just like Clemson’s ability to run the ball with the QB. LSU are going to have some big plays, but those only count for 1 first down. Clemson know what they have to do to move the ball. Ohio State held Clemson in check for a little while, but the Tigers woke up. I expect a close game here..

Clemson +5 at -110 for 5 units. Clemson and LSU have the two best QBs and the two best passing defenses in the country. Something has to give. LSU does give up some big running plays. Clemson has so many weapons on offense and can adjust with the best of them. I’ll take the points and the defending national champs. Joe Burrow could continue to put up video game numbers, but almost all the advanced stats point to this being a close game. I like the team that has been here before. Over 70% of bettors are taking LSU. I’ll fade the public. The favorite is 11-10 in the Natty since 1999. Nick Saban had never lost a Natty until he met Dabo. Clemson held Ohio State to a season-low in points, can do they do it against LSU? Prolly not since Auburn held LSU to 23, but I still like them to cover.

NFL Playoffs – Divisional Round – Parlay Included

69-58-5 on the NFL last season (2018/19) up 26.36 units

45-49 on the NFL this season up 11.34 units

49ers -7 at -110 for 5 units. Give me all the 49ers today. Their run game will eat. The Saints terrible clock management and an inability to deal with pressure up the middle lost them that game. They didn’t give the ball to Kamara out wide enough. 49ers will play to their strengths, unlike the Saints. 49ers ability to get a pass rush without blitzing will be the key on defense. They will frustrate Kirk Cousins. I just expect San Francisco to have more impact plays on defense and to get more first downs on offense. A recipe for a double digit win. 49ers might come out a little sluggish, but I expect them to pull away in the second half if they haven’t already. Thanks for showing up Vikings.

49ers ML/North Texas/Northern Iowa/Auburn Parlay risking 4 units to win 10.41 units. Sneaking some college basketball plays in this parlay. Northern Iowa are -130 and the only one that I think has a chance of losing. Missouri State have not beat a team as good or better than Northern Iowa all year. I like the value in the -130.

Nothing on Titans/Ravens because I don’t have a good feel on that game. Derrick Henry and Lamar Jackson will be fun to watch. Will AJ Brown or Hollywood Brown have a big play? Will the Titans D be able to contain the Ravens? Will their be a 10 minute field goal drive? Will Ryan Tannehill suck? Too many questions for me in this one, but I’d lean towards… you know what? screw it..

Ravens over 6.5 points 3rd Quarter at -110 for 3 units. BE GOOD TO ME COIN TOSS

LendingTree Bowl Prediction

71-52 on College Football in 2018 up 53.33 units

41-33-2 on College Football in 2019 up 28.64 units

Ragin Cajuns -14 at -115 for 2 units. Freshman QB vs a dominant run game here. I’ll go with the run game. Brett Gabbert, Blaine’s lil bro is the QB for Miami of Ohio. He has had an up and down season. Robert Hunt and Kevin Dotson are stud O-linemen for Louisiana. They will both find their way on NFL rosters. Going to go with the team that is better in the trenches here. Louisiana Ragin’ Cajuns are not playing Appalachian State tonight, so I trust them.

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl Prediction

71-52 on College Football in 2018 up 53.33 units

40-33-2 on College Football in 2019 up 26.81 units

Ohio/Nevada under 61 at -110 for 2 units. The line has moved from -6.5 to -10 for Ohio over the past few days. I liked it at 7 because Ohio should be able to run the ball and be in better 3rd down situations. 10 is high though. Ohio’s run game should dominate and that is why I like the under. I can’t see Nevada having the ball enough to score enough to push the over here. If the game plays out like the line movement entails, Ohio will be up enough and slow play the second half, much like Cincinnati yesterday. Nevada scored 3 points against a below average Hawaii defense this year. I don’t trust them to put up many points today. If your book lets you parlay Ohio ML and the under, I’d do that.

Birmingham and Gator Bowl Predictions

71-52 on College Football in 2018 up 53.33 units

38-33-2 on College Football in 2019 up 20.89 units

Cincinnati at -290 for 4 units. Cincinnati is one of the best teams in the country at finishing drives on both ends of the ball. Boston College’s defense is solid against the run, but they struggle a little against the pass. Boston College are far less consistent on special teams as well. Head coach Steve Addazio is gone for the Eagles. They will also be without star RB AJ Dillion. BC does have a big nasty O-line, but that is essentially where their advantages end. Going with the Bearcats here.

Indiana +3 at -110 for 5 units. The Hoosiers face the Tennessee Volunteers. Tennessee hasn’t lost a game since they played Alabama on October 20th. Jauan Jennings is a stud wideout for the Volunteers. Jennings has to sit out the first half for his altercation against those Vandy Nerds. Indiana is an interesting team in the sense that they lost to every ranked team they played and didn’t beat a bowl team all season. They have a chance to win one here.

Whop Philyor and Peyton Ramsey are some solid offensive weapons for the Hoosiers. Ramsey has completed nearly 70% of his passes this season. Kalen DeBoer, Indiana’s OC, is calling his last game as he is moving on to coach Fresno State. I expect him to draw up some great plays like he has been doing all season long. I like this play a lot because Indiana are the more consistent team. You know what you are going to get from the Hoosiers. Indiana scores more, are more efficient on 3rd down, and don’t have their best offense player suspended for the first half.