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69-58-5 on the NFL season (2018/19) up 26.36 units

46-49 on the NFL 2019/20 season up 27.97 units

9-6 on the NFL in 2020/21 up 9.14 units

0-0 on the NFL in 2021/22 up 00.00 units

1-2 on the NFL in 2022/23 down 3.14 units

8-5 on NFL in 23/24 up 6.21 units.

7-10 on NFL in 24/25 up 7.80 units

Survivor Week 1 Entries: Jaguars, Cardinals, and Broncos.

Saquon Barkley anytime TD for 3 units DK Boost from -185 to +100.

Travis Kelce to have 1 reception in 1st Quarter Draftkings Boost from -200 to +100 for 3 units

Draftkings Ghost Leg Parlay – Jerome Ford +150 TD, Ravens over 17.5 -375, Malik Nabers over 50 receiving yards -314 parlay for 3 units

Brock Bowers to have over 1417 receiving yards +1625 for 1 unit.

New Year – Same Me

Dolphins in Madrid? Whose going with me?

Galatasaray ML, over 5.5 corners and to score twice. Starting the weekend with a heavy favorite over in Turkey. Osimhen, Mertens, and Yilmaz will be too much offense for Hatayspor to handle.

NBA: Bulls have been bad. Brandon Miller questionable, but even if he plays I like LaMelo tonight. LaMelo won’t go 2-9 from 3 again. The Play: Ball 30 points, Hornets over 111.5 and LaMelo Ball over 44.5 Points Rebounds Assists +130

UFC: Sopaj ML – De Ridder ML – HIll/Prochazka under. +486 boosted to +729 with DK boost Kevin Holland is past it. Sopaj is a beast and that HIll Prochazka fight is gonna be entertaining as hell.

Kelce 50 yards – Chiefs 20 points – Texans 13 points and Kelce to score. DK Boost from +405 to +539. Kelce will show up in the playoffs. Texans looked pretty good, so scared of the line. Hope the Texans win, but betting on Kelce.

King of the endzone promo Saturday – Mixon – Dameon Pierce – Xavier Worthy

King of the endzone promo Sunday – Nacua, Demarcus Robinson, and Ronnie Rivers

No Sweat Bet: Rams over 12.5, Ravens over 26.5 and Worthy 50 receiving yards +339

First NFL Game in Brazil Predictions

3-3 on NFL in 24/25 down 0.08 units.

Why did nobody tell me Isiah Likely would be better than Mark Andrews? That would have been nice to know. Lamar TD will hit this year as much as they ran him, but missed last night. Anyway, onto Friday Night’s matchup. Have the Eagles found a WR3 or fixed their secondary? IDK, but they will need to if they want to win the Super Bowl.

Parlay for 1 unit to win 6.8 units with DK boost: Packers +0.5 first Q, Packers over 19.5 points, Jaire Alexander Assist, Darius Slay assist. These athletic dudes can be flying around assisting like Neymar pre french league farmers fucking his legs up.

Jordan Love over 10.5 rushing yards +125 boosted to +188 for 3 units. Hit the first 3 games of last season. Run it back baby..

Josh Jacobs Anytime TD Scorer +110 for 3 units.

Also have my no sweat from Mark Andrews not getting a TD that I lived bet on Lamar Jackson’s rushing yards after his fumble last night. It hit almost before halftime, but hit nonetheless. Won’t count for my record cause not on the website, but I am up on NFL I swear! Haha good luck this weekend. Going to a 49 Winchester Country Concert tonight, so hopefully won’t be too hungover to write about NFL WEEK 1 SUNDAY REDZONE OCTOBOX AHHHHHHH EVERY TOUCHDOWN HOPEFULLY THE PANTHERS GET SOME OF THOSE TOUCHDOWNS JETAVION SANDERS IS STARTING TE AND GONNA BE A BEAST

Carolina Panthers' Military Appreciation football

NFL Divisional Round – Hopefully the Games are not shit blowouts again this weekend

8-2 on NFL this year up 9.21 units.

The Cowboys Suck! They have not won an NFC Championship since their Super Bowl win in the 90s — The Lions Don’t Suck! The Lions got their first playoff win since before xbox live, text messages, and Facebook were a thing. Panthers keep announcing on their instagram that they are interviewing coaches (its a lot and none are named Harbaugh). These games will be better this weekend. Read last weekend like a book. Wouldn’t hate betting Devin Singletary to score again, but going parlay crazy… Packers might win again.. Bills favored makes me think they smack the Chiefs.

Isiah Pacheco longest reception over 10.5 yards/Amon Ra St. Brown TD/Aaron Jones TD/Nico Collins TD for 1 unit at +2179 with 30% boost. Could be a Travis Kelce game, more likely to be a Rice game, but I think still think Pacheco will take a screen pass for some yards – especially if Chiefs are down. St Brown was the only Lion to not score last week it felt like. He’s due. Nico is a stud and still not gettin respect at +160. Aaron Jones.. Keep it up. He’s been red hot the past 4 weeks now.

Lamar Jackson over 199.5 Passing Yards/Packers over 13.5 Points/Buccaneers over 16.5 Points/Josh Allen over 39.5 rushing yards for 1 unit at +350. Lamar is getting 200 passing yards. Packers are scoring 14. Bucs are scoring 17. Josh Allen is the variable, but I think he pulls off another long run last week. Chiefs secondary is not the best tackling secondary.

Packers over 16.5/Packers +3.5 1Q/Packers over 9.5 1H/Over 9.5 1Q for 1 unit at +448. Packers keep it rolling. They were hot over the past month of the season and worked the Cowboys. 49ers may lean on them and win the game like they always seem to do against the Packers, but I think the Packers score enough to keep it close.

Shai-Gilgeous-Alexander under 44.5 Points/Rebounds/Assists for 3 units. Why is SGA catching a stray? No, it is not because I wish the Hornets had him instead of Miles Bridges (Bad trade). It is because the Thunder scored like 134 points against the Kings last time they played and this number still ain’t it.