Football is back

69-58-5 on the NFL season (2018/19) up 26.36 units

46-49 on the NFL 2019/20 season up 27.97 units

9-6 on the NFL in 2020/21 up 9.14 units

0-0 on the NFL in 2021/22 up 00.00 units

1-2 on the NFL in 2022/23 down 3.14 units

8-5 on NFL in 23/24 up 6.21 units.

7-10 on NFL in 24/25 up 7.80 units

Survivor Week 1 Entries: Jaguars, Cardinals, and Broncos.

Saquon Barkley anytime TD for 3 units DK Boost from -185 to +100.

Travis Kelce to have 1 reception in 1st Quarter Draftkings Boost from -200 to +100 for 3 units

Draftkings Ghost Leg Parlay – Jerome Ford +150 TD, Ravens over 17.5 -375, Malik Nabers over 50 receiving yards -314 parlay for 3 units

Brock Bowers to have over 1417 receiving yards +1625 for 1 unit.

The Masters Bets

Bryson Dechambeau top 20 -150 for $150.00

Phil Mickelson Top Senior -175 boosted to -149 for $500.00

Collin Morikawa +130 for $250 bonus bet. Heard he has some injury news so dont love this one and spinkled missed cut +450, which is +425 now.

Dechambeau and Horschel to make cut +104 for $250.00.

Max Homa to miss cut -130 risking $100 to win $79. Had Vijay too but he is out with injury.

Baseball, Hockey, Soccer – Lets get it

Mike Trout has 4 homers in his career against Sonny Gray. I think he gets his 5th today. Rooker and Swanson have started hot.

Trout/Dansby Swanson/Rooker Home Run Parlay risking .5 units to win 9137.5 units. or +18275 no sweat parlay on DK. Feeling Lucky!

Basketball no sweat bet on Draftkings today – Miles Bridges 30 points rebounds assists with no LaMelo. Fred VanVleet over 2 3s. Nuggets ML and over 114.5 team total. +225 parlay them all

Have a 100% boost that I am using on Crystal Palace over 1.5 goals, Hurricanes in hockey over 2.5 goals, Man City to win first half and man city to score 3 or more. Leciester and Southampton two of worst teams in league. Capitals are doing their Ovechkin thing and giving up goals in the process. Seems like they love giving up two goal leads lately. Hurricanes can apply the pressure and win, but feel safer with the 3 goals.

Blues, March Madness, and NBA’s players don’t play

Florida -9.5. Golden is a great coach. Norfolk State had that dog in them the whole game (Mike Vick?) and did enough to cover against UF in round 1. I think Florida has more talent than UCONN across the court. Florida should cruise to a double digit win and hand UCONN their first loss in the tournament in years.

St Marys/Alabama under 149.5. Contrasting Styles here, but think St Marys can slow the game down enough for this to hit. Under should have hit in Alabama’s first game, but it became a free throw fest at the end.

Iowa State -5.5 and over 75.5. Ole Miss should not have beat UNC. UNC came out flat, like they did against Dook. I do not understand how UNC takes a whole half to wake up, but I digress. Iowa State looked solid in round 1. Ole Miss does not have the bigs to hang with ISU. No way Ole Miss can shoot as well as they did against UNC. I think Iowa State builds a solid lead in second half.

No Jokic or Maxey tonight. 76ers not playing Dowtin this week because they do not want to pay him. Can only play 5 more games this season on his two way. NBA has some weird rules. Seems like half the best players are just chilling until the playoffs. Like Murray, Grimes, and Mark Williams to have good games tonight.

The Blues have been a wagon!! They have made me a good bit of money in the last week, so have to take them again tonight. Hopefully Canes win too after giving up 7 goals in their last game.

Best of luck!

New Year – Same Me

Dolphins in Madrid? Whose going with me?

Galatasaray ML, over 5.5 corners and to score twice. Starting the weekend with a heavy favorite over in Turkey. Osimhen, Mertens, and Yilmaz will be too much offense for Hatayspor to handle.

NBA: Bulls have been bad. Brandon Miller questionable, but even if he plays I like LaMelo tonight. LaMelo won’t go 2-9 from 3 again. The Play: Ball 30 points, Hornets over 111.5 and LaMelo Ball over 44.5 Points Rebounds Assists +130

UFC: Sopaj ML – De Ridder ML – HIll/Prochazka under. +486 boosted to +729 with DK boost Kevin Holland is past it. Sopaj is a beast and that HIll Prochazka fight is gonna be entertaining as hell.

Kelce 50 yards – Chiefs 20 points – Texans 13 points and Kelce to score. DK Boost from +405 to +539. Kelce will show up in the playoffs. Texans looked pretty good, so scared of the line. Hope the Texans win, but betting on Kelce.

King of the endzone promo Saturday – Mixon – Dameon Pierce – Xavier Worthy

King of the endzone promo Sunday – Nacua, Demarcus Robinson, and Ronnie Rivers

No Sweat Bet: Rams over 12.5, Ravens over 26.5 and Worthy 50 receiving yards +339

NFL wild card

Mack hollins, dyami brown, wicks – DK longest TD promo
Broncos over 2.5 1Q heavy
Broncos over 16.5/eagles over 27.5
Javonte Williams over 11.5 rushing
Bulls
Wicks 4 catches and 25 yards
Saquon TD/Bucky 25 receiving
James cook 13 receiving and over 8.5 longest catch

All My Parlays Lost – Discouraged, but not giving up!

That is the parlay life. Got to be able to stomach the losses in between big wins.

Fenerbache/Virtus Bologna over 168 +170 for 1 unit. Taking my talents to Europe on this one. My Euro league betting record depends on this game.

100% boost on Draftkings risking 1.5 units to win 7.38 units – Sengun over 25 points/assists – Rockets over 114.5 – Ohio +8 and over 17.5 team total. Toledo is favored in this game. I do not think they should be. Ohio’s offense has looked great since their loss to rival Miami. Toledo are not bad, but I think Ohio will simply score more. Pacers cannot play interior defense well enough to stop Sengun. Should bang easy, especially if Jalen Green is out. He is questionable as of writing.

No sweat bet risking 2.5 units to win 18.79 units. Lillard 3 threes and 25 points. Fred VanVleet 18 points and 2 threes. Wagner 38PRA and Magic ML. Bulls and Pacers are not great at defense. Magic are better without Banchero. Wagner should takeover against Clippers. No Norman Powell for Clips, so I expect their bench to suffer. Watch Nic Batum go off now…

Giannis as my draftkings star of the night over 30 points -185 for 1 unit.

Charleston -10.5/Columbia -425 parlay risking 1 unit to win 1.35 units. LIU and Citadel suck at basketball. Favorites should roll in these spots.

November 18th Locks (Parlays Really)

Jon Jones is beast. Hornets beat the Bucks. Jim Harbaugh and the Chargers are rolling. Giants sat Daniel Jones. Panthers have a higher winning percentage in November than the Chiefs, who they play next. CMC is back, but 49ers lost to Seahawks on late Geno scramble. Derrick Henry fumbled for the first time in over 500 touches and Ravens barely lose to Steelers. Justin Tucker also missed two field goals.

Heat/Pacers Parlay risking 1.75 units to win 4.18 units.

Jared McCain over 28.5 Points, Rebounds, Assists parlayed with Ivey over 25 PRA and Cade Cunningham over 34.5 PRA. Bulls defense is bad. 76ers have been bad, but Jared McCain has been good. He looks comfy in the NBA only 10 games in. the 76ers and Raptors are bad, hoping they stay bad tonight.

Michigan -17, North Texas over 58.5 points, George Washington under 82.5 and NJIT +13 first half for 2.5 units to win 7.86 units. NJIT have been playing first halves well. Hoping they make it ugly against GW. North Texas are not as bad as the line suggest, but Mcneese can score so staying with the points. Miami of Ohio do not have the depth to compete with Michigan.

Nick Suzuki to score +360 for 2.5 units. Oilers allow goals – they score them too, but I like the Canadiens to score on some power plays and Suzuki will capitalize.

Hooker over 4.5 tackles/assists and Dowdle to score and Cowboys to score 13 risking 0.25 units to win 1.62 units.

First NFL Game in Brazil Predictions

3-3 on NFL in 24/25 down 0.08 units.

Why did nobody tell me Isiah Likely would be better than Mark Andrews? That would have been nice to know. Lamar TD will hit this year as much as they ran him, but missed last night. Anyway, onto Friday Night’s matchup. Have the Eagles found a WR3 or fixed their secondary? IDK, but they will need to if they want to win the Super Bowl.

Parlay for 1 unit to win 6.8 units with DK boost: Packers +0.5 first Q, Packers over 19.5 points, Jaire Alexander Assist, Darius Slay assist. These athletic dudes can be flying around assisting like Neymar pre french league farmers fucking his legs up.

Jordan Love over 10.5 rushing yards +125 boosted to +188 for 3 units. Hit the first 3 games of last season. Run it back baby..

Josh Jacobs Anytime TD Scorer +110 for 3 units.

Also have my no sweat from Mark Andrews not getting a TD that I lived bet on Lamar Jackson’s rushing yards after his fumble last night. It hit almost before halftime, but hit nonetheless. Won’t count for my record cause not on the website, but I am up on NFL I swear! Haha good luck this weekend. Going to a 49 Winchester Country Concert tonight, so hopefully won’t be too hungover to write about NFL WEEK 1 SUNDAY REDZONE OCTOBOX AHHHHHHH EVERY TOUCHDOWN HOPEFULLY THE PANTHERS GET SOME OF THOSE TOUCHDOWNS JETAVION SANDERS IS STARTING TE AND GONNA BE A BEAST

Will the Ravens Continue to be the Cowboys of the AFC?

Lamar and the Ravens can take a step towards home-field advantage in the playoffs and LaMVP if they win against Mahomes and the Chiefs tonight.

69-58-5 on the NFL season (2018/19) up 26.36 units

46-49 on the NFL 2019/20 season up 27.97 units

9-6 on the NFL in 2020/21 up 9.14 units

0-0 on the NFL in 2021/22 up 00.00 units

1-2 on the NFL in 2022/23 down 3.14 units

8-5 on NFL in 23/24 up 6.21 units.

0-0 in 2024 so far. Opening Night lets get it!

Isiah Pacheco over 15 Receiving yards for 1 unit at -110.

Lamar Jackson TD +235 for 1 unit.

Under 47 points at -104 boosted to +144 for 3 units.

Mark Andrews TD +150 for 3 units no sweat bet.

Derrick Henry or Travis Kelce to score TD boosted from -330 to +100 for 3 units.